where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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