oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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