During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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