I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
Pooping to opera.
tell me about the fingering
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