you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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