If i come over, it means nothing
Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
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