she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
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