how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
Randomize
