we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
she smelled like a LAN party
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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