He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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