His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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