I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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