check it out our google latitudes are spooning
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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