Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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