she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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