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(651): View more from Minnesota

the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.

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(906): View more from Michigan

I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

did u get his digits?

(201): View more from New Jersey

yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on

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(503): View more from Oregon

Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.

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(765): View more from Indiana

I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.

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(270): View more from Kentucky

I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement

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(778): View more from British Columbia

Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out

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(847): View more from Illinois

Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless

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