i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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