I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
