i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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