Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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