Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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