office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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