Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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