You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
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