You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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