I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
home. puking in laundry basket.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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