Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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