I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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