I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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