drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Randomize