So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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