I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
i think my cat just said my name.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
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