I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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