Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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