Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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