I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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