Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
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