is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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