return my video game
Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Blood and glitter go together right?
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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