So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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