my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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