what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
zippers are such a cool invention
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
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