Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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