Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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