One girl and one boy is just not enough.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
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