I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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