So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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