i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
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