I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
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