So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
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