There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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