This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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